As I searched through the Ravelry pattern database looking for something to inspire me, it occurred to me that an Ugly Christmas Sweater would make a fantastic ornament.
I was right.
I'm not publishing an official pattern, but I am happy to share the charts and the general process for anyone who wants to make their own Ugly Christmas Sweater ornament.
I used Knit Picks Palette but any fingering weight yarn would work (I bought the original complete set of 30 balls when it first came out, so I had all the colors on hand), I used size 2 needles, which gave me a gauge of 7.5 sts/in. The final measurements are about 3" across the sweater body (not including sleeves) and 3.75" in length.
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Gray boxes indicate "no stitch," which means CO 22 sts, then inc 1 st in Row 4. At the top, they show where the neck bind off occurs and additional rows are worked for each shoulder.
Black dots represent purl sts (i.e. first 2 rows are k1p1 ribbing)
Single squares of color (like for eyes or buttons or nose) indicate French Knot.
I left the shoulder sts live for the front and back and joined using a 3-needle bind off. I picked up the sts for the sleeves and knit down to the cuff. For the sleeve with the snowflakes, I knit it all in green and embroidered them on later. The snowman's arms were embroidered using outline stitch.
For the tree, I had some stretchy silver beading thread that I used to string the "lights" and the tinsel was silver metallic embroidery floss, which was a real pain in the rear to work with. Oh, and I added some fringe to the snowman's scarf with short lengths of the green yarn and I embroidered a carrot nose, too.
I did all the embellishing and wove in ends before doing the seaming.
I seamed using mattress stitch (just a 1/2 st each side for the sleeves, but a full stitch each side for the body).
I didn't bother picking up sts and knitting a ribbed neck, although I originally planned to.